SPRING IS HERE!
Or is it? Its April 11th and my iPhone is telling me it’s gonna snow on Saturday, then a minute later it’s telling me it’s gonna be sunny with a few clouds?!
DON’T BELIEVE ME? LOOK–>
Yes, I live in Chicago. That means we have don’t have seasonal clothes. We keep winter coats in our living room closet 24/7/365.
It blows my mind that people still think global warming is a myth. Okay okay, if you don’t believe in global warming FINE. BUT YOU GOTTA BELIEVE IN SOMETHING.
THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
Hell, I remember when I was kid and it was warm in March. (late 80’s) I remember having to wear a coat to go trick-o-treating. Now? Kids can’t rock latex werewolf masks cause it melts to their faces– turning them into some bastard Toxic Crusader! You think I’m making this stuff up?? GOOGLE IT.
(disclaimer: I did make it up. I think?)
I’m a big boy.
I have a large engine.
It keeps me warm.
That means I hate hot weather.
I like hoodies, coats, fresh cool hip jackets etc.
These things I can not wear from the months of May-ish to October-ish.
Listen to me complain about material things.
We have far serious problems to worry about.
Seriously, let’s get SERIOUS HERE.
What will Iceman, Mr. Freeze, The Penguing and our loving Captain Cold do if we lose our polar ice havens?